The Naked Robber - Latest Comments

Re: Top 10 Space Simulator Games

Name — Fri, 04 Jan 2013 15:34:23 -0000

You, Sir, are a gentleman and a scholar.

Re: Top 10 Space Simulator Games

Detra — Wed, 19 Dec 2012 20:23:40 -0000

where was faster than light that is one of my favourite games of all time

Re: Dark Souls is better than everything

BarkHowl — Wed, 05 Dec 2012 12:43:16 -0000

We need more articles!

Re: What the fuck is a brony?

Hobbes — Fri, 30 Nov 2012 00:06:57 -0000

Fuck all this generalization and misunderstanding and homophobia. Quit this "grow a pair" "be a man" shit and turn to legitimate dialogue and understanding, please.

I am a fraternity man, a college graduate, a fantasy basketball enthusiast, a serial monogamist, a real adult with a job, and I love Friendship Is Magic. And I don't have to tell you homophobic knuckledragging gender-role-perpetuaters why.

If you don't understand basic social theory, or understand how to enjoy something without questioning whether it's OKAY for you to like it front of your bros, then you don't deserve quality programming, and I hope you get Transformers 3 burned into your retinas.

Re: Top 10 Space Simulator Games

Captain Deelmackey — Thu, 22 Nov 2012 01:34:14 -0000

Ddubs - That day is on the horizon. Check out Star Citizen, a new game in developement from none other Chris Roberts himself!

Re: Top 10 Space Simulator Games

guest 696969 — Mon, 19 Nov 2012 07:27:15 -0000

all i see is top 5
where are the others ????

Re: Diablo 3: So Many Errors

Rudra — Mon, 29 Oct 2012 22:38:55 -0000

So... that's why I play so much. Very interesting... Maybe I should buy game with so many error, that will engage me in a long time

Re: Diablo 3: Not What I Wanted

Rudra — Mon, 29 Oct 2012 22:34:38 -0000

You're .... wr... not wrong. Sadly it is

Re: Shocking facts about WoW gamers

Gamerdoc — Wed, 24 Oct 2012 10:04:47 -0000

wow, the internet amuses me everytime. How else in the world would I read funny rants as these?

Re: Mommy, Why Won’t The Bronies Go Away?

Sun, 14 Oct 2012 06:58:33 -0000

Watching that video just broke my heart. The bronies seem like massively damaged individuals dealing with scars caused by bullying, low self esteem and the need for validation. It's no suprise they're seeking solace in something that advocates friendship and tolerance. Instead of buying all that overpriced Pony crap they should invest in some decent therapy sessions :(

Re: What the fuck is a brony?

Anonymous — Wed, 19 Sep 2012 10:44:22 -0000

I'm still not quite sure what is everyones problem with bronies are what is wrong with liking a show I could hate on you for watching the simpsons or south park or family guy just saying its "stupid" and "gay" we're not bothering you (on perpose) and if we are then you'll just have to learn to deal with it because a few hundred thousand people aren't goning to change their way because it bothers someone who got diddled when they were young and is surpressing homosexual memorys. If you're insulting us for being who we are then you are obviously uncomfortable with who you are or jelous that we can admit who we are. Being a brony doesn't mean you're not a human or a second class citizen we're not gonna come and hurt you for not liking us just keep it to yourself. And btw im 27 married with a beautiful child and a loving wife.

Re: Steam vs GamesforWindows

Lanky — Mon, 10 Sep 2012 11:11:10 -0000

Great article, Might I add Games for Windows will not let me play GTA IV nor Fable 3 as apparently I brought them pirately... all I can say is thank fuck for thepiratebay...

Re: Mommy, Why Won’t The Bronies Go Away?

Nakedrobber_Mike — Thu, 30 Aug 2012 17:58:10 -0000

Thanks for the support buddy. We'll do our best.

Re: Mommy, Why Won’t The Bronies Go Away?

BarkHowl . — Thu, 30 Aug 2012 11:54:13 -0000

Booyah! You need to post more often.

Re: What the fuck is a brony?

Ramez — Tue, 21 Aug 2012 08:17:26 -0000

Lol to each their own I guess. I think it's kinda a big middle finger at all the "jocky" types tbh. It's like saying we don't care what you think of us, wanna know how much we don't care ... slaps on pony t shirt ... THIS is how much we don't care so f*ck off and get back to your hum drum boring existence that clearly centers around your penis. And although I don't share a love of ponies THAT sentiment is one I can respect.

Re: What the fuck is a brony?

[FacePalm] — Fri, 10 Aug 2012 04:15:39 -0000

What The Fuck is going on with society ponies are you fucking shitting me can nerds really go more downhill............

Re: The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword Preview

WildRider — Mon, 09 Jul 2012 01:03:08 -0000

The previews for the game seriously made me feel nauseous. It was like Disney crap with a butt-load of sugar poured on top just to make sure all the players got diabetes. I agree with you 100%, and I lost interest in LoZ after the N64.

Re: Is Chrono Trigger Worth the Celebration?

COCKBLOCK™ — Tue, 03 Jul 2012 17:55:19 -0000

2 years late but im going to have to disagree with this entire post. in order to fully appreciate chrono trigger you really have "had to have been there" meaning you needed to play it back in the mid 90's. why you ask? you're probably thinking its a nostalgia thing, but its not (ok perhaps a little bit).

if you look back to the time when Chrono Trigger came out, it was absolutely groundbreaking and cutting edge. the graphics were crisp and gorgeous, the soundtrack was beautiful and epic. it had a compelling story, hell, not only did you travel through time, but your actions in the past had consequences in the future. the plot had all sorts of twists and turns, in a time before m. night shyamalan started putting plot twists inside of plot twists.

the combat system was new and innovative at the time. the idea of team based attacks "double" and "triple techs" was a brand new concept. before chrono trigger, when you got into a fight in an RPG, it was a random encounter that you couldn't see, and when the fight began you entered a combat screen, usually with your guys on the left, and the enemies on the right. Chrono Trigger changed this, for the first time, not only could you see enemies on your screen, but combat occurred on that same screen. this revolutionary idea allowed for "shaped" attacks. attacking all enemies in a straight line, attacking enemies in an area. if you've ever played any older RPGs you could only attack one enemy or all enemies.

but theres more, multiple endings were popularized by this game. not only were there multiple endings, but there were 12 different possible endings, which all depended on what you did in the game, this was groundbreaking at the time (and even to this day 12 different endings is A LOT). new game+ is also an idea that many games now use that came from Chrono Trigger.

virtually EVERY RPG developed AFTER the release of Chrono Trigger owes SOMETHING to Chrono Trigger. what made Chrono Trigger great is how it changed the way we make, perceive, and play RPGs. THAT is why Chrono Trigger is the greatest RPG of all time. if you've played through all kinds of RPGs from the playstation era and beyond, of course when you go back and play Chrono Trigger for the first time its going to seem mediocre, because they were built on the concepts and ideas that it innovated. Its a very old game. but its a very old game that changed everything.

p.s. the protagonist Crono is hollow because he is an avatar that is supposed to represent you, and his dialogue would be whatever you were thinking at the time when you were playin through the game (much like Gordon Freeman). he needs no character development because he is you.

Re: What the fuck is a brony?

Nightshine — Tue, 26 Jun 2012 17:58:04 -0000

You know trolling rarely works with bronies. Really we do it better YouTube theofficialomnivore (aka omnipony) and realize that a brony is a better musician than the proffessional hack jobs. If you've seen any of the good cosplays you will notice that we parallel the best cosplayers because pulling off an animal cosplay is extremely difficult.
Think we are retarded virgins?
Welcome to the Internet where anything exists
You must be new here

Re: Top 10 Space Simulator Games

Craig NaDell II — Sun, 17 Jun 2012 19:05:48 -0000

Elite and Space rogue, specifically the Amiga versions.... both should be top 5

Re: Top 10 Space Simulator Games

randomguy — Sat, 09 Jun 2012 09:26:52 -0000

ur mixing diferent types of games here. some are strategy games , not space simulators. And u dont even have Darkstar One in the list (a lot better than Freelancer imo). And although Xwing was one of the best space sims ever, there is only one possible choice for top game:
Freespace 2...

Re: Top 10 Space Simulator Games

nakedrobber — Fri, 08 Jun 2012 15:20:48 -0000

That's a good point. These are what the gaming community commonly refers to as Space Sims. To be honest, I never even knew space shuttle simulators actually existed! Although, I kind of think the only interesting part of those games would be when you randomly explode upon reentry...

Re: Top 10 Space Simulator Games

Orbinaut — Sun, 27 May 2012 22:53:43 -0000

These aren't space simulators.. these are space fliers, or combat games.. Orbiter simulator is an actual simulator.. also Space shuttle 2007.. If you're looking for an actual simulation, check those out.

Re: 10 Reasons Why You Are a Brony

Goodluck — Wed, 09 May 2012 14:41:23 -0000

I read this at work and now I'm worried I'm going to get fired. Funny shit as usual. If you can't kick Michael J Fox when he's down then who can you kick... Hell, here I come.

Re: Top 10 board games

H. Melvile — Tue, 01 May 2012 05:19:47 -0000

Board games keep the Alzheimer's at bay.